The 4 Horsies of Apocalypse

The 4 Horsies of the Apocalypse, described by my small and wildly creative mind and chaptered in no “good books” that I know of are interpreted as such; The Lamb of God will open the first four of seven seals that become the first harbingers’ of the “Last Judgment” Even I couldn’t make this stuff up! The harbingers will ride out on pale, red, black and white horsies symbolizing and wielding some wild and dark stuff! It’s so wild in fact that I imagined could it be even crazier that these horsies were ridden from the seals of the Lamb of God by cute little furry and skully little creatures? Who would be more insane, what has been actually prophesized or my vision of the same thing?