Felon

Life long felon to be exact. He knows the ins and outs of the judicial system better than most of the court appointed lawyers he has met. He is a master at petty crime and aspires to one day reside in the taxpayer funded resort we all lovingly refer to as ‘Club Fed’! Felon is actually born from the mind of my muse, Red! Looks like my madness may actually be contagious!