Beware the Man in the Pink Suit

A very good friend of mine* used to send random surreal texts to his wife, for no reason at all, one of them read: “Beware the Man in the Pink Suit!” I found that one-liner so completely hysterical it stuck in my head, and so, I pondered further… Who is this man? Why should you beware him? What is he up to? Is he plotting something; is he up to no good? Whatever this pink clad man’s agenda, perhaps he should heed his own warning before tampering with traffic signals!

*Jamie, we all miss you, rest in peace and in love.